Adoption Thread!

After giving him so much love you think he'd have the heart to punish us? Nu-uh!

 

Why won't daddy open his eyes?
I know he is alive.
I'm mad.
I have him so much love too.

 

He's probably sleeping.

 

But I want to give him more love.
*Evil smile*
Help me pick him up. I have an idea of waking him up.

 

Okay! *helps pick daddy up* Ew, I got blood on my clothes.

 

On the count of three we'll throw dad in the hot spring.
One. Two. Three
*Throws dad in hot spring*
Yeah!

 

Three!
*Throws dad in the hot spring*
Oh great! Now we have Daddy Soup!

 

I wonder if he likes it in there.
Oh wait!
I forgot daddy can't swim. We should fish him out shouldn't we.

 

I'll go get the fishing rods.
*Hands one to brother*

 

Yeah!
*Cast fishing rod and hooks it on fathers clothes*
Whee!
*Brings dad on shore*
He's still unconscious.
*Shakes dad.*

 

Hey dad! *slaps him* Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey~!

 

Why won't he wake up?!
I'm mad.

*Sits and pouts*

 

*throws him back into the hot spring*
This is fun anyway.
*Takes the rod and fishes for daddy*

 

Yep.
Its fishing for daddy.
Its a new fun friendly and neigborly game.

 

I think I got him!
*pulls on the rod*
Oh, it's just algae. No wait, it's algae and dad.

 

Yeah!
Algae and dad.
Aww doesn't he look cute just dangling.

 

Here *hands it to brother* you can sleep with it tonight.

 

Yeah!
I would love to.
Its an honor to just hold dad's life in my hands.
Lets just hope I don't drown him.

 

I just hope he gets us a mom before he dies!

 

Yep.
And I hope I get the mansion.
But I don't think he will die.
Remember when we were babies we tried to kill him too. And he has still survived so yep.
I think he isn't going any where to quickly.

 

I remember that. Did we have a mom back then? My memory is kinda fuzzy.

 

Nope!
Dad was a single dad. And he is still single.
We need a sexy momma who isn't afraid to hurt daddy.

 

Damn right we do.

 

She better have tight tights. And a spanking paddle with hell written all over it.
lol!

 

o.o My children scare me.