Jurassic Park: Caustic Amber (Discussion Thread)

;-; Nu uh. Barney would hug him to death! Barney isn't scary

Why am I the only one that thinks that? xD

 

You're the only one that hasn't been scared by him

 

I think I liked Barney for a while when I was a kid

but now... definitely scary.

 

It's like microwaved macaroni and cheese on Sunday's. Not suppose to happen.

 

Or like putting apostrophes in plural nouns.

 

I do that that to bug a certain girlie I know.

 

Again, everyone, please note

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(Inaccuracies or unproven theories) - There is no evidence to support either the frill (the folds around the neck or the venom spitting. This is creative license of Michael Crichton. We will be supporting his idea, but know that this is an inaccuracy. For the point of this RPG, we will also use the portrayed version of this dinosaur. The actual size is really 8 feet tall and 20 feet in length. Instead, we will use the portrayed version shown in Jurassic Park (Portrayed as 3 feet tall, 5 feet long)[/FONT]

 

I like Barney :redface:

 

Nooo. Barney came out in 1992 ./cries.

My plan has been ruined

 

lol what plan?!

 

Great, now there are evil plans involving Barney...

Bick, those songs are stuck in my head now!!!

 

*Whips brow* Fwwww Thank Goodness

 

./eats Mister Oasisface!

My plan to change my child to a little girl who totally loves Barney and continually sings the songs and talks about how the dinosaurs aren't purple and green like Barney

 

The girl that made Barney a reality

1983 is the year I might even be bold and say 1978 for the hell of it, though I haven't decided yet.

 

Keep it in the 80s. That's when RickRoll was invented xD

 

Please don't change the date You'll ruin all my semi-obsessive research.

 

Okay, okay 80's it is. Big-haired freaks

 

Hmmm, thats interesting, A man in a black suit and a badge just came into the room and revoked my creative licence. LOL I couldn't resist. Now it really should be revoked.

 

*Takes it away*

You can never write on this planet AGAIN! hehehe

 

What he doesn't know is that i'm on mars so it's all ok. But really it's almost time for my next kill jeves idea. It's been awhile.

 

Higurashi-style crucifixion.

 

Number 102098342? - Chad?

I'll be introducing another dino after I get the makeup all on.

 

So. I'mma be sending the bows Make them dino's all cute and stuff! Danner will be there to help you.

Hard, stomping could be heard as the giant man walked forward. He walked forward with his emotionless, unfriendly face. He dropped the box on his shoulder with great force, sending a blast of wind blowing. They jumped backwards in fear as he took out his army knife. He looked at them and gave them a low growl, but quickly turned his attention back to the box. In one quick slice the seal was cut. He thrust the flaps open, and put his large hands into the box.

Suddenly his face changed, to a creepy, genuinely happy smile. He looked at them jollily, and removed his hands from the box. Out came large, vibrant pink bows. They looked at him with wide eyes as he hopped forward. White and pink flowers flew down around him as he hopped away, humming a jolly tune towards the dinosaurs. He had to decorate.

 

Always funny a second time

 

If you noticed I edited it, since I did that really quickly the first time.