Who Stole The Cookie From The Cookie Jar?

Actually, the rabid puffin from Page 2 stole the last cookie.

 

Yeah I'll go with that one

 

so glad that somebody has finally found out the truth to all of this madness...

 

I CAN TYPE BIG WORDS TOO.

 

ican't

 

*munch munch...*

 

Big words.

She's a verbivore- someone who eats text.

 

Or.... there is cookie hidden under all her "text".

 

My head hurts now lol...

 

because of having to listen to you Banzai chomping away at the cookie all night and day.

 

Y'know what I want to know?
Who drank the milk straight out of the carton?

Hmm...perhaps someone who wanted to wash down the cookies...

 

Yeah that is a very good question....

DOMOVIYE????? I saw him wipe that milk mustache away only moments ago.......

 

How did I get into this? All I'm doing is sitting, enjoying a short break in my busy schedule, and now I'm being accused of a heinous crime.
I'm just going to take my snack elsewhere, if you're all going to act like this.

 

I rest my case....and what pray tell does your snack consist of?

COOKIES AND MILK!!!!!

I knew it, we have caught the thief, oh what a devious mind you have Domoviye!

 

Or has she???? Is this really Dropbear or the real theif?????? Mwahhahahhahhaaaaaa! You will never catch me!!!!

 

=O Scandal!

 

My snack was tea, and garlic crumpets. Stay back or I'll breathe on you.

 

mmm garlicy...

 

Yeah garlic to hide the scent of cookies...I say lock him up and throw away the keys....

 

Or perhaps to repel vampires... Perhaps it was vampires who stole it...

 

I say we just rule this out as a case of cookie suicide.

 

You seem awfully keen to put this to rest... Suspiciously keen...

 

Only the true perpetrators are desperate enough to resort to the "you're awfully keen" tactic. And you do seem awfully keen to say I'm awfully keen.

 

and so the search continues for the missing cookie and the thief who robbed a homeless child of his last meal.

it is now time to offer a reward for the return of the cookie and the capture of the thief.

Hulls Raven and the rest of the moderator team have come up with a $1,000,000.00 reward.

Any information leading to the capture will be rewarded with $10,000.000.

We thankyou kindly for your time and co-operation with our investigations into this cruel and unusual event.

~Torana

 

By your own logic then, surely you are the perptrator?

That was directed at Myst.