Top Three cookies: 3. Molasses with the red jelly in the center. 2. Chocolate-covered graham crackers. 1. My sister Wendy's Christmas cookies from my mother's recipe - soft sugar cookies with powdered sugar frosting and assorted sprinkles.
Top Three breads: 3. A reasonably soft wheat bread for basic grilled cheese sandwiches. 2. A nice crusty French loaf for subs, garlic bread, and things like that. 1. A pumpernickel that's the color, consistency, and relative size of a bowling ball for making sandwiches with hard salamis, aged cheeses, and strong mustard.
Top three ice cream flavours: Pralines and Cream, Butter Pecan, Maple Walnut. (Yes, they're all essentially the same flavour. It's a GOOD flavour, damn it!)
Never try to out-crazy me, the worst-case scenario is you win, and what's that get you but a 72 hour mental health hold?
Top three munchie savers: 3) Maltesers 2) Caprice 1) Merenda (nutella but way ahead of it) and a spoon