the continuous 3 word story

You post 3 words that keep the story interesting and funny. SO I will start with 3 words, the next poster will put 3 words that make the story keep going and so on, it gets really funny and random later.


A man walks

 

A man walks on two legs,

 

A man walks on two legs, with a limp.

 

A man walks on two legs, with a limp. Then suddenly a

 

A man walks on two legs, with a limp. Then suddenly a dove strays into

 

A man walks on two legs, with a limp. Then suddenly a dove strays into the ice cream

 

A man walks on two legs, with a limp. Then suddenly a dove strays into the ice cream the man was

 

A man walks on two legs, with a limp. Then suddenly a dove strays into the ice cream the man was going to smear

 

A man walks on two legs, with a limp. Then suddenly a dove strays into the ice cream the man was going to smear all over his

 

A man walks on two legs, with a limp. Then suddenly a dove strays into the ice cream the man was going to smear all over his ugly brown dog.

 

A man walks on two legs, with a limp. Then suddenly a dove strays into the ice cream the man was going to smear all over his ugly brown dog. The man decides

 

A man walks on two legs, with a limp. Then suddenly a dove strays into the ice cream the man was going to smear all over his ugly brown dog. The man decides to exact revenge

 

A man walks on two legs, with a limp. Then suddenly a dove strays into the ice cream the man was going to smear all over his ugly brown dog. The man decides to exact revenge upon the dove.

 

A man walks on two legs, with a limp. Then suddenly a dove strays into the ice cream the man was going to smear all over his ugly brown dog. The man decides to exact revenge upon the dove. He goes home

 

A man walks on two legs, with a limp. Then suddenly a dove strays into the ice cream the man was going to smear all over his ugly brown dog. The man decides to exact revenge upon the dove. He goes home to his lovely

 

A man walks on two legs, with a limp. Then suddenly a dove strays into the ice cream the man was going to smear all over his ugly brown dog. The man decides to exact revenge upon the dove. He goes home to his lovely townhouse where he

 

A man walks on two legs, with a limp. Then suddenly a dove strays into the ice cream the man was going to smear all over his ugly brown dog. The man decides to exact revenge upon the dove. He goes home to his lovely townhouse where he meets his arch-nemesis.

 

A man walks on two legs, with a limp. Then suddenly a dove strays into the ice cream the man was going to smear all over his ugly brown dog. The man decides to exact revenge upon the dove. He goes home to his lovely townhouse where he meets his arch-nemesis. He pulls out

 

called brutus o'shay

 

Anyway,

A man walks on two legs, with a limp. Then suddenly a dove strays into the ice cream the man was going to smear all over his ugly brown dog. The man decides to exact revenge upon the dove. He goes home to his lovely townhouse where he meets his arch-nemesis. He pulls out a rather over-sized

 

A man walks on two legs, with a limp. Then suddenly a dove strays into the ice cream the man was going to smear all over his ugly brown dog. The man decides to exact revenge upon the dove. He goes home to his lovely townhouse where he meets his arch-nemesis. He pulls out a rather over-sized Pigeon (Called Barry),

 

A man walks on two legs, with a limp. Then suddenly a dove strays into the ice cream the man was going to smear all over his ugly brown dog. The man decides to exact revenge upon the dove. He goes home to his lovely townhouse where he meets his arch-nemesis. He pulls out a rather over-sized Pigeon (Called Barry), who is dead.

 

A man walks on two legs, with a limp. Then suddenly a dove strays into the ice cream the man was going to smear all over his ugly brown dog. The man decides to exact revenge upon the dove. He goes home to his lovely townhouse where he meets his arch-nemesis. He pulls out a rather over-sized Pigeon (Called Barry), who is dead. Why he's dead

 

A man walks on two legs, with a limp. Then suddenly a dove strays into the ice cream the man was going to smear all over his ugly brown dog. The man decides to exact revenge upon the dove. He goes home to his lovely townhouse where he meets his arch-nemesis. He pulls out a rather over-sized Pigeon (Called Barry), and commands it

 

A man walks on two legs, with a limp. Then suddenly a dove strays into the ice cream the man was going to smear all over his ugly brown dog. The man decides to exact revenge upon the dove. He goes home to his lovely townhouse where he meets his arch-nemesis. He pulls out a rather over-sized Pigeon (Called Barry), and commands it to peck out