Okey dokey, heres a few thing for you to ponder while ur bored on the loo............ If god dropped acid..would he see people? if your in hell, and mad at someone, where do you tell them to go? how is it possible to have a civil war? if its tourist season..why cant we shoot them? if we arent supposed to eat late night snacks...why is there a light in the fridge? why do they steralise needles for a lethal injection? can a stupid person be a smart arse? if man evolved from monkeys and apes, why are there still monkeys and apes? why dont people in australia call the rest of the world 'up over'? how can someone draw a blank? excuses are like arses, everyones got em an they all stink if barbie is so popular, why do you have to bye her friends? if a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose? if a shop is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year..why are there locks on the doors? if nothing sticks to teflon, how do they stick the teflon to the pan? what do people in china call their best plates? why doesnt glue stick to the inside of the bottle? so there u have it loo ponderoos...hmmmmm
