I know this has probably already been answered but as to my laziness I don't want to spend time looking for it. How do you get something published online? I am probably a long ways away from that but I would like to know how anways.
Firstly, you need to get rid of the laziness. Secondly, you need to decide what you're going to write. Then you need to look for places that publish it. Then you need to prepare for a lot of rejection before you meet with any success. You might find this useful though: www.duotrope.com
It's true, though, about laziness. You could have looked at any number of threads on this site, or used a search engine to find all kinds of helpful sites instead of starting this one. That website, though, is very useful.