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  1. First jokes

    This took me roughly 45 mins to write these jokes. This is my first attempt at writing basically anything. Let me know what you think and how you think I could make them better. Do you give a shit what happens to your body after you die? Fuck that I don’t. Bury me, cremate me, cook me and feed me to the neighbors, I don’t care. Shove a stick up my ass and wield me around like a puppet for a goof at Halloween time I like how enough people have choked themselves to death while jerking off...
  2. ..All A Waste..

    What do you have to do to be immortalized in someones permanent record? Do you think it matters whether we have been in someones presence 6 minutes or 6 Years? Everyone seems to be looking at the same clock but we are rarely in the same time zone. It doesn't seem like people genuinely take the time to get to know people anymore. we fill the silence with empty conversation and avoid the difficult conversation because we can't control the response. That's what Life seems to be about anymore;...
  3. First entry - 'About Me' Vomit :P

    Hello all, I've decided to do a blog. I'll be posting my publishing news and such, providing links to where some stuff can be read. That sounds kind of cocky, but i've been sending things out like mad, so hopefully there will be publishing updates to post :p I'll start off by saying I'm Michael. I write under the pen-name M.V.A. Cristiano, and have been published a few times. I write for a school newspaper; sounds cheesy, but all experience is a learning experience if you ask me. My...
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