I picture Tyson mentally snapping and believing it's 1989. He forgets that this is an easy money slapfight and uppercuts Jake Paul so hard that Jake's head flips back like a Pez dispenser. We hear Jake's spine shatter, a whoof-sh-crack! It's like a fluorescent tube dropped onto concrete. The fight ends. The doctors are unable to straighten Jake Paul, though they do save his life. Jake has a special motorized sled built for himself so that he can see straight forward, and it scuttles him across the ground sort of like a mechanic who's about to slide under a vehicle, only he's on his belly instead of his back. Maybe a brave kid going head first down a water slide is a better image . . . He gets tired of being at shoe level though and has a version 2.0 built. This time he's up higher upon two supports, something like a human Stone Henge. Jake "The Lintel" Paul. He rises (literally) to new fame, because although he's a terrible boxer, he does have career ambition, and that cannot be denied.
Tyson is one of those guys, man…his whole career has been one of violence. Good luck Mr. Paul, may God have mercy on your soul; it’s a doubtful question whether Mike Tyson will act with a similar disposition towards your body.
I may be a small dissenting voice here but tyson is 57, his prime is a long long way behind him. at 27 Paul is 30 years younger and in much better shape... i don't think its a foregone conclusion either way
The funeral was held today for Brian Mulroney (March 20, 1939 - February 29, 2024), the 18th Prime Minister of Canada (1984 - 1993). Here is a video of his granddaughter singing "When Irish Eyes are Smiling" at his funeral. https://bc.ctvnews.ca/video/c2890919-granddaughter-sings--when-irish-eyes-are-smiling-?playlistId=1.6819632
Long-time senator Joe Lieberman has died at 82. https://www.cnn.com/2024/03/27/politics/joe-lieberman/index.html
Commander Lou Conter, the last survivor of the Pearl Harbor attack on the USS Arizona, died at 102. He died peacefully at home with family by his side.
No one wants to post about O.J. Simpson? Think he took any secrets to the grave? https://abcnews.go.com/US/oj-simpson-former-football-star-acquitted-murder-dies/story?id=16354000
I would like to see a funeral caravan escorting him to his cemetery, followed by a whole string of white Broncos. That would be a proper sendoff, I think.
I agree. I can still see him in the naked gun series as Frank bumps his wheel chair down the stadium stairs.
Dickey Betts of the Allman Brothers died 80 years old. https://nypost.com/2024/04/18/entertainment/dickey-betts-allman-brothers-guitarist-dead-at-80/
Mike Pinder of The Moody Blues died at 82. Music is taking it on the chin this year. https://nypost.com/2024/04/25/entertainment/moody-blues-founder-mike-pinder-dead-at-82/
Bob Cole, the voice of hockey for many millions of Canadians, has died at the ripe old age of 90. What a legend. I listened to this man call hockey games for literally thousands of hours. Here's a clip (just 20 seconds) of my favourite player scoring my favourite goal with my favourite Bob Cole call. Oh, baby!
